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1992-08-03
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KING OF THE OLD GEEZERS
5000
40000
70000
The ▓ hobbles up to you for combat.
▓ bow-leg walks up to you and you start fighting.
▓ super-squirts you for 5000 damage!!!
▓ produces a tankload of urine at you for 10000 damage!!!
▓ unleashes his loins at you for 20000 damage!!!
▓ super-squirts at you but misses.
▓ lets fly an extraordinary amount of urine but misses you!!
▓ lets it rip at you but you luckily dodge!!!
▓ spells out his name on the ground in pee and dies.
OLD GEEZERS NEVER DIE!!!!